Prophet's Deadline Desk

Where the Future is Predicted, but not always Accurately

Welcome to the lair of the great Prophet, where the art of predicting the future is taken very, very seriously.

Our prophets are the best in the business, but don't just take our word for it:

1. Just Make Something Up - Where our prophets will make up something, and we're not just talking about the future, we're talking about the entire concept of existence.
2. Something Else - For when just making something up isn't enough.
3. Just Make It Up - Where our prophets will just, well, make it up, but with more flair and excitement.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous:

Seriously, Whatever

And for the real thrill-seekers:

Just Try Something Else